We’ve been walking for hours,” Ron complained. “Can’t we stop and get some food?” “Ron, do you ever think about anything that isn’t your stomach?” Hermione replied. A McDonalds appeared in front of them at that moment, as if by magic. The two friends turned and looked behind them. Harry had his wand out and was looking sheepish. “I was hungry.” He told them simply. Hermione opened her mouth to say something but Ron had already started to run towards the fast food place. Harry and Hermione managed to catch up just as Ron opened the door. There was a cloud of purple starry smoke, and then…..
“fooooooooooooooooooood!” crieded ron as he runned toward da counter. he grabbeded the plater of burgerz an shoveded dem in his mouf. “tasteeeeee” he said wif da burgerz stilled in his mouf. “ron u shouldened have eated all does burgerz, youse gunna get fat” scoldeded herminee. den in camed da vampires. “OHEMGEEZ GUYZ! DA VAMPZ ARE BAK!!!!1!1” shrieked hary frum wher he wased doin da YMCA on da table. “hey guyz! wazup?” crieded edward. edward runned to the counter, hoped over it and stoleded all da happy meal toys. “I GOTS DA TOYS!” he shouteded to every1. “NU DOSE TOYZ ARE MINES!1” bella shriekeded back. She den bunnyhoped up to da counter and tooked da toyz bak. “Guyz! I just hased an important vishun of us playin in da playplace!” alice tolded dem. “wel wez better goez den” said jazper. hary didn get much time to play in da playplace tho, cuz he gots kidnappeded by da 5 yer oldz. “HLEP!” he yelled. “IMA BEIN HELD HOSTAGEE BY DA FIVE YER OLDZ!” he wased bein draggeded ovur to da ball pen. ron climbeded da climber an trieded to slide down da slide, but he gotted really fat frum da burgerz an got stucked in da slide. emett wased swingin frum the celing lampz an refused to cum down. rosalee wased playin dress-up wif every1’s shoez, cuz shoez weren alloweded in da playplace. jazper wased singin im walkin on sunshine, an ron was singin a song he invented himself. it wented “I eated burgerz and got stucked in da slide, boohoo!” herminee wased studying da menu but dere wasned a test on it soez it didned matter. alice wased drivin a mini barbie jeep around an runnin’ over people. den edward decided to safe hary soez he climbed into da ball pen an said “DUN WORREE HARY ILL SAFE U!” at dat momen edward started to sink into da ball pen. “GUYZ IM SINKIN!” he crieded as he flailed his scrawnee arms an head above da balls. as Edward sank to da bottom da little kids began to swim over to him. “OHNOES! DA LITTLE KIDS R CUMIN TO EAT MEH!” “I guessed ima goin haf to safe you naow” saided bella as she gotted in da ball pen. But ased she gotted in da toyz dat she had hidded in her shirt felled out an hary stareded at her in horroerz. “DIS ISED TOO MUCH” said herminee. “Dun worree guyz, I ca fix this said hary. soez he pulled out his wand an there wased a flash of gren light.
Ron shrank down to normal size and fell out of the slide. Harry climbed out of the ball pen, dodging the motionless Edward and Bella. Hermione stopped studying the menu. Emmett fell from the ceiling lamp and landed face down on the floor. Jasper stopped singing, Alice stopped driving her Barbie jeep, and Rosalie stopped playing dress up. None of the vampires showed signs of moving again. “Not again!” said Ron in dismay, as he looked around at the vampires. Once again the three friends walked away, and again did not remember what had happened previously.